Love story - Taylor Swift

Currently there are a lot of emo and complicated posts (Source:Lizhu) so i decide not to post anything with similar content in my blog. The emo and so called philpsophical ones will go to my other blogs. So let's kick off with a story about these two creatures who accidentally get lost into a so-called "world". They are Prince Frog (PF) and Princess Blonde (PB)

During dinner,
PF: hey, you know according to my research, 19% of a woman's attractiveness is her good look.
PB: what, 90 percent. Are you sure?
PF: no la. Where got 90, if it s 90%, then you definitely fail the attractiveness test already la.
*bing, bing ... * PF crawls up from the floor with his eyes both being punched and his nose bleeding.
Moral of the story: "never mispronounce anything, if you did, dont try to make it up by a plain fact"

Next day, PF meet PB again after her victory against her enemy in a sport
PB: (Ask sincerely) How did i play?
PF: (While messaging, still speak sincerely) Great!
PB: How great?
PF: (Still messaging) Ownage, absolute score. Cant believe it! Uhm...
PB: (Happily and abit proudly) What else do you want to praise me for?
PF: (Just finish messaging, now look at PB) Why are you here? Lost already, is it?
PB: (In suprise, grab his phone) Wt..., Manu-Liverpool 1-5 :(
* After 0.5 second, PB's face turns 90 degree to the side and better he gets free five fingers on his face* Guess why?
Moral of the story:"You will definitely get slapped if you play double in the game!"

Haha these are really stories that lightened up my day. Hope that it can lighten up your day as well.
"Life is like a slippery slope, to stay is hard but to slide down is easy" (extension of Newton law of motion) :))
Looking for my new post on "electric cars, new future?"